When it's been so long since I've blogged, I can't remember anything to tell you. So I just tell you what's in my head currently.

Tyler encouraged me to go to a morning study on the book of Jude, so I just came from that. It's weird/nice to get away in the morning for an hour. I drank some extremely hot coffee and ate a 3 day old scone, which likely attributed to the fiery diarrhea I had when I got home, or it could have been the sea salt flush I did yesterday. Either way, my poochy meat-filled tummy from this weekend is gone. WOW. I don't even care anymore, obviously. I think I talked to at least five people about pooping yesterday. I can't even stop myself.

Also, as much as I want to support a local coffee shop... I get it when people are like "Well, if you don't like it, don't come here." I have thought that about extreme jerks who came into New Balance. But I'm really nice. Even if you suck at your job, I'm nice. How about this: be friendly to your customers, let your baked goods be fresh, clean your kitchen and bathroom often, and BE NICE TO TO ME. I guess when people buy your crap regardless of the level of crappiness, you don't have to be nice. So I'll go support the coffee shop that is nice to me.

Oh, I asked the owner if he had any smaller pastries because the only thing I saw sitting out were giant cinnamon rolls. He raised his eyebrows and says, "Well, I don't know what you want.. but.. I mean, you can look at these.." and seemed perturbed, like I was wasting his time. OH, Thank you for pointing me to the hidden pastry compartment, you jackass. I apologize for not noticing your old scones in the far window.

Anyway. Good thing I studied the bible this morning (that's a joke pointing out that my heart is still ugly). I'll calm down now.

My baby is very passionate and energetic. It makes me a little nervous, but it's kind of awesome.